Valve announces 3 things that aren’t Half-Life 3

Valve didn’t promise big things at their Game Developers Conference panel in San Francisco this week, just a discussion on physics. But then fans found out its peculiar date and time, March 3 at 3pm, and the hype increased. And on the third day of the third month three hours after noon, the company loved by PC gamers everywhere did make three big announcements regarding their future products.

Fortunately, they were all exciting enough to distract from the fact that none of them had anything to do with Half-Life